Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Gold and Lead



As a moviegoer for more than 70 years, I’ve seen some great movies, some not so great, some really bad ones, some trying but failing to be deep and meaningful, some reveling in their shallowness. I was born the year The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind were released. My mother started taking me to the movies shortly after that. I saw some movies that were definitely not PG rated. I can still remember being afraid of The Thing and delighting in An American in Paris.

Many times I disagree with the critics. I don’t call them and tell him what I think of their reviews, so now that there is an internet for anyone to babble on, I add my voice. I’m sure there are many of you who will disagree with my assessments. Some of you will agree.  I hope to hear from all of you.

I finish with the Oscars this month. There are still some good films, but I think the quality is starting to decline, as you will see. Silliness and boring are taking over.

1988: Rain Man. A slick Tom Cruise and autistic Dustin Hoffman play brothers on a cross-country trip. Ray Liotta and Tom Hulce as Dominic and Eugene do it much better.

1989: Driving Miss Daisy. This is a feel-good movie starring Morgan Freeman, Jessica Tandy and Dan Aykroyd. Thin story, but watchable.

1990: Dances With Wolves. Kevin Costner, Mary McDonnell, Graham Greene and a cast of hundreds star in a good movie. I hated it when animals were killed. There are epic proportions here.

1991: Silence of the Lambs. FBI trainee Jodie Foster interviews cannibal Anthony Hopkins to find insights into another serial killer. She bites off more than even he could chew. Creepy and unsettling as this film is, it is mesmerizing.

1992: Unforgiven. This film is one of the few Westerns to get an Oscar. It is deserved. Clint Eastwood is a retired gunslinger who agrees to do one last job. The excellent cast includes Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, Richard Harris and Jaimz Woolvett.

1993: Schindler’s List. This film as directed by Steven Spielberg is a little sappy, but the story is so powerful that it is worth watching. Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley and Ralph Fiennes star.

1994: Forrest Gump. I can find nothing positive to say about this movie. It is just one of the most stupid movies I’ve seen. No way does it deserve an Oscar. Tom Hanks and Sally Field should be embarrassed.

1995: Braveheart. A blue-faced Mel Gibson slices and dices his way through this bloody but boring film. It garnered five Oscars. I can’t imagine for what.

1996: The English Patient. Talk about boring. This movie is the most boring of this group of films. I think I actually fell asleep for a few minutes. Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche, Willem Dafoe, and Kristen Scott Thomas star, but who cares.
1997: Titanic. I did not see this film, but the trailer wasn’t compelling. I know a lot of you loved it.

1998: Shakespeare in Love. Why was this flimsy film even nominated? Joseph Fiennes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Geoffrey Rush and (two minutes of) Judi Dench star.

1999: American Beauty. Finally we have a film with drama, humor, anguish, forbidden love and tragedy. It won five deserved Oscars. Kevin Spacey, Annette Benning, Chris Cooper and Thora Birch star. Talk about having a mid-life crisis.

2000: Gladiator. Superhero Russell Crowe suffers through many trials to finally succeed. I know it wasn’t a great film, but I loved it. Joaquin Phoenix, Oliver Reed, Richard Harris and Connie Nielsen costar.

2001: A Beautiful Mind. Now here is a movie worth Oscar consideration. Russell Crowe is brilliant as a gifted economist who happens to suffer from schizophrenia. You agonize along with his wife, Jennifer Connelly, and friend, Paul Bettany.

2002: Chicago. Wow, and all that jazz. This is a delightful film. Loved it. Stars include Catherine Zeta Jones, Richard Gere, John C. Reilly, Queen Latifah, and Renée Zellweger.

2003: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. This is too silly a movie on which to comment.

2004: Million Dollar Baby. Clint Eastwood and Hilary Swank star in a film about risk-taking and tragedy. Not great, but okay.

2005: Crash. If I didn’t know that Paul Haggis directed, I would have thought this was a Robert Altman film. Lots of people crash into each other in this film with racial overtones.

2006: The Departed. Oh dear, what a mess this film is. Let’s see, it’s trite, been done, silly, overdone. However, Jack Nicholson is hilarious in a death scene.

2007: No Country for Old Men. Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Kelly MacDonald and Javier Bardem star in a thin, bleak story. Bardem is great as the villain.

2008: Slumdog Millionaire. I tried watching this but only made it through 20 minutes. No further comment.

2009: The Hurt Locker. This film is tense, well-written, and well-acted, but an Oscar? Jeremy Renner, Guy Pearce, Ralph Fiennes and David Morse star.

2010: The King’s Speech. The Brits really know how to do it right. This is a wonderful film. Colin Firth, Helena Bonham Carter, Geoffrey Rush and Michael Gambon shine.

2011:  The Artist. Who knew that to get an Oscar all you had to do was go back to silent films? This was a creative film with much going for it. Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bego dance beautifully. Uggie is a loveable star. James Cromwell and John Goodman costar.

2012: Argo. I like Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin and John Goodman, and there is much to like about this film. It does, however, miss the mark. It was not as tense as it should have been and there was too much “Hollywoodizing” --changing the facts, etc. I liked it as I was watching but reflecting on it later, I found it wanting.